arianagrandgay:

no offense but squidward saying “nobody cares about the fate of labor as long as they can get their instant gratification” is more woke than anything wendy’s twitter or any liberal has ever said

violentwavesofemotion:

“…the witchery of beautiful eyes.”

— Odysseus Elytis, tr. by Olga Broumas & T. Begley, from “Psalm XVII,”

hungwy:

I haven’t even read any communist stuff my ideology is “share and be nice” like the first two rules of a kindergarten

deluxetrashqueen:

“You can’t have a dog on the bus”

“Sir that’s my emotional support symbiote.”

heartsfemme:

edward was sooooo fucking dramatic in twilight like “you should stay away from me. what if im not the hero? what if im the bad guy?” like my dude she just sits next to u in science chill