
Hello Mr. Sunshine aka Zhu Yilong
VogueMe x Zhu Yilong
*walks into a museum* *picks up ancient Greek urn with a person with a dick out drawn on it* *smashes it on the floor* a better, more positive museum
in bold countermove, PornHub announces new coffeehouse AU fanfiction category
psa that if tumblr goes to shit, this is how y’all can find me:
I WILL be posting ankle pics on dec 18th and it WILL be erotic
oh good to know the tumblr staff team has gone completely insane
sir im gonna need to see your male nipple license
sir that is my emotional support female nipple
big time, nonny, y’all don’t even know

hard kissing on the mouth is it’s own form of religion and proves the existence of Aphrodite as a Giving Goddess
Enjolras: Where have you been for the past two days?
Grantaire: Overslept.
Idk about who would be big spoon or little spoon but Jim definitely sleeps with one hand over Spock’s heart and that’s a fact